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Friday, August 31, 2012

Rare Orgasm Condition

WOMAN SUFFERS FROM RARE MEDICAL CONDITION THAT 
‘PUNCHES HER TICKET’ 100 TIMES A DAY


Well boys, we finally found her – the one girl you can get off without being well versed in the Kama Sutra or hung like a race horse.

In fact, you do not even have to touch this girl to get her going. No gents, this girl is doomed by a rare and incurable medical condition that causes her to have up to 100 orgasms a day for absolutely no reason at all.

Kim Ramsey has been diagnosed with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD), which causes her body to always be in a state of arousal, and if she experiences even the slightest of movements, her “who-ha” seizes up like a slug bathing in lemon juice.

Ramsey says her condition makes it difficult to have any kind of regular life or relationship, as the pelvic vibrations she encounters on the train, in the car or simply doing household chores can bring on a blackout orgasm so fierce that it renders her helpless.

“Other women wonder how to have an orgasm,” said Ramsey. “I wonder how to stop mine.”

What’s strange is that doctors say her condition is caused by a Tarlov cyst that likely developed at the part of her spine that spawns orgasms in women after suffering a fall down the stairs in 2001. (Ladies, please do not throw yourself down a flight of stairs in order to finally achieve an orgasm.)

In 2008, Ramsey noticed that the proverbial faucet would not stop running after getting it on with her new boyfriend.

“I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad,” she said. “We tried everything to make it stop. Squats, deep breathing, I even sat on frozen peas but the orgasms and sexual arousal continued for 36 hours – I must have had around 200 orgasms during that period. The pain and exhaustion was excruciating.”

While Ramsey has gone to see several specialists, it wasn’t until June that doctors in Pennsylvania were able to give her an official diagnosis. We bet that was an interesting series of tests.

Ramsey is planning a trip to London next month to see a PGAD expert where she hopes they can help tune back the geyser coming from her uterus.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

HOW TO MAKE ANY IMAGE SHAKE


ADD THIS TO THE BODY IN YOUR HTML

<style>
.shakeimage{
position:relative}
</style>
<script language="JavaScript1.2">
//configure shake degree (where larger # equals greater shake)
var rector=3
var stopit=0
var a=1
function init(which){
stopit=0
shake=which
shake.style.left=0
shake.style.top=0}
function rattleimage(){
if ((!document.all&&!document.getElementById)||stopit==1) return
if (a==1){
shake.style.top=parseInt(shake.style.top)+rector+"px"}
else if (a==2){
shake.style.left=parseInt(shake.style.left)+rector+"px"}
else if (a==3){
shake.style.top=parseInt(shake.style.top)-rector+"px"}
else{
shake.style.left=parseInt(shake.style.left)-rector+"px"} if (a<4)
a++
else
a=1
setTimeout("rattleimage()",50)}
function stoprattle(which){
stopit=1
which.style.left=0
which.style.top=0}
</script>


Then copy the html of anyimage and put this after it with one space after

class="shakeimage" onMouseover="init(this);rattleimage()" onMouseout="stoprattle(this);top.focus()" onClick="top.focus()"

IT DOES WORK, KEEP TRYING. AFTER YOU ADD IT TO YOUR SITE. THEN SUBMIT AND GO SEE THE REAL PAGE OF
YOUR WEBSITE. IT WILL NOT SHAKE WHILE YOUR IN YOUR WEB BUILDER.

example below:

<a href="http://s1073.photobucket.com/albums/w395/SoftCompletely74/?action=view&amp;current=f879d5b7.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w395/SoftCompletely74/f879d5b7.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" class="shakeimage" onMouseover="init(this);rattleimage()" onMouseout="stoprattle(this);top.focus()" onClick="top.focus()"></a>

<a href="http://s1164.photobucket.com/albums/q568/mrlasecki/?action=view&amp;current=6610642_orig.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q568/mrlasecki/6610642_orig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"class="shakeimage" onMouseover="init(this);rattleimage()" onMouseout="stoprattle(this);top.focus()" onClick="top.focus()"></a>








Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Natural Ways to Get Rid Of Nasty Smells In Your House



“I’m looking for an easy, fragrance-free fix I can use everywhere.”


Bring baking soda into your house immediately. Baking soda is an inexpensive, versatile product that can freshen up many rooms in your home. In the kitchen, it’s a great way to deodorize your drains and garbage disposal. Just pour it down the drain while running warm tap water to neutralize odors quickly. You can also use baking soda on upholstery and carpet--simply sprinkle and wait 15 minutes before vacuuming, recommends Beth Greer, of Veria Living. (You’ll need several pounds for a 9” by 12” room.) In the bathroom, sprinkle baking soda on shower curtains and trashcans to inoculate odor. And for stinky sneakers, just sprinkle a small amount and leave it overnight -- it’ll absorb funky smells and extend the life of your shoes.

“My kitchen smells like the food I made last night.”

As talented as you are in the kitchen, you may not want to smell last night’s seafood paella in the morning. When this happens, simply mix a bottle of lavender with water and heat it on the stove. The calming, clean fragrance will waft around the kitchen, and spread though the home. Greer suggests doing the same with cinnamon sticks instead of lavender to create a cozy, homey experience for the senses.

    “I want to clean the air without a specific fragrance.”

    Once you’ve removed the sources of an odor, you can purify air using an all-natural remedy: placing more plants throughout your house. Some plants known to help ‘clean’ the air include Chinese evergreen, peace lily, English ivy, Bamboo palm, and Boston fern.

    “My trashcan smells bad.”

    This problem has an obvious source. Luckily, the solution is apparent, too. Sometimes the trashcan isn’t full enough to take out. Throw a few citrus peels in there for a fresh scent. Bonus: You can also do this in your garbage disposal, too.

    “I’m worried about allergies and want a natural way to freshen the air.”

    First, start by removing your home fragrance and air freshener products. “This is a much bigger problem than people realize,” said Dr. Stanley Fineman, president of the American College of Allergy, Asthma and Immunology. “About 20 percent of the population and 34 percent of people with asthma report health problems from air fresheners. We know air freshener fragrances can trigger allergy symptoms, aggravate existing allergies and worsen asthma.” Home fragrances may smell fresh, but many products contain volatile organic compounds (VOCs) and merely cover up odors. Why not open the windows and let the natural breeze refresh your room?


    “I need to deal with a nasty spill.”

    Here’s an insider tip house-care experts have been sharing for years: coffee grounds and dryer sheets. For a spill that is particularly smelly -- think vomit, soured milk, urine -- she wipes up the spill, then places three layers of dryer sheets on top of the spot. Above the sheets, she sprinkles coffee grounds evenly on the surface. Overnight the area will be totally deodorized. The coffee grounds are an absorbent and many aromatic molecules cling to them.


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Gallery- black and white new york


NEW YORK IN BLACK AND WHITE


Woolworth


West St., 1885


Herald Sq., 1888. 6th Ave. El.


Terminal, 1892. Alfred Stieglitz.


Winter, 1893. Stieglitz.


Broadway, 1894


Herald Sq., 1895


Lower Broadway, 1899. Lots of hats.


Police Parade, 1899. Bowler hats, hardly any women.


Tiffany’s, Union Sq., 1899. Early car and some figures added by artist.


Getting a ticket, 1900


Easter, Fifth Avenue, 1900.One car visible, coming towards foreground.


Hester St., Lower East Side, 1901.


Flatiron, 1903. Burnham.


Broad St., 1904. Stock Exchange and Federal Hall.


Municipal Building under construction, 1904. McKim. No cars.


The Belmont Coach, 1905, four horses. Dogs run free.


Easter, Fifth Ave., 1906. No cars.


City Hall subway, 1907. Turkish headhouses.


Lower East Side, 1908.


Herald Square, 1909. Skyscraper beyond is NY Times Building in Times Sq. Cars have replaced horses.


Automatic Vaudeville, Union Sq., 1910.


Downtown skyline with Singer Building., 1910. World’s tallest.


Downtown skyline with Woolworth Building., 1913. World’s tallest.


Birdseye, 1913, with artist’s enhancement. Hand colored.


Federal Crowd Control, 1918. Machine guns in front, modified phalanx. Soldiers on sides assigned to upstairs windows. Wilson feared antiwar riots, losing mind to small strokes.


Times Square from New York Times Building., 1922.


HMS Leviathan and Singer Building., 1923.


Fifth Ave., 1924. Buses and taxis on parade.


Coney Island, 1928. Walker Evans.


Lower Broadway Tickertape, 1928. For Bremen crew, first east-west transatlantic flight.


1928. Three biggest spires not yet built. Fairchild Aerial Surveys.


1935 Philadelphia, just for fun. Skyscraper density nearly matched New York’s. Fairchild.


Chrysler Gargoyle, 1929.


42nd Street, 1929. Walker Evans.


Building the Empire State, 1930. Lewis Hine.


Icarus, 1930. Hine.


Liberty, 1930. With symbols.


1931. Fairchild.


Midtown, 1931. The tracks lead to Penn Station. Post Office spans tracks, may some day be Penn Station. Fairchild.


Sikorsky Clipper, 1931. New spires gleam. River traffic, piers, ocean liner in slip.


Midtown’s lineup of spires with sky in between, 1931.


Six engines! 1931.


The valley between, 1931.


Brooklyn foreground, 1931. Small scale dense area between bridges on Manhattan side now a Ville Radieuse. Fairchild.


Spires of Gotham, 1932


Tropical Drinks Five Cents, 1932


Subway execs inspect new subway car, 1933. Breakthrough blowers ventilate with windows closed! Cane seats.


Columbus Circle, 1933. No Time-Warner, no Trump International, no Venetian palazzetto.


Just $24 in1626? More than that in 1933.


Three-point perspective, 1934.

Berenice Abbott photos, 1935


Chambers at Oak. Horse-drawn wagon.


Bowery.


Henry St. Beyond, Towers of Zenith loom in the mist.


Mad King Ludwig in Greenwich Village: Jeferson Market, then Jefferson Courthouse, now Jefferson Library, 6th Avenue.


Murray Hill Hotel with fancy fire escape.


Cities Service Tower. Horse-drawn wagons lingered into the mid-sixties.


Prickly skyline with famous bridge, 1935.


Times Square, 1935. Betty Boop on the marquee. The Astor came down mid-sixties, along with Penn Station and Singer Building: a bad time for beaux-arts. Streetcars in the square, no overhead wires.


Times Square looking South to Times Building. Mid-sixties this was stripped to steel skeleton and re-clothed in kitsch marble by mod illustrator Peter Max. More bad times for beaux-arts.

Berenice Abbott photos, 1936


The El featured potbellied stoves.


Fifth Avenue bus in Washington Square.


Dapper in front of Dock Department.


Billie’s Bar, First Ave. at 56th.


Bowery and Doyer. 3rd Ave. El.


Christopher and Bleecker. A wood-clad survivor.


Church of God, E. 132nd St.


Ferry, Chambers St.


Greyhound and Penn Station.


Herald Sq. Chain-drive trucks also survived into the sixties.


Manhattan Bridge.


Milk Truck, Greenwich Village.


Newspaper (Park) Row. Center building once tallest. Berenice Abbott.


Park Ave. and 39th.


At Hudson River terminus of Cortlandt St., motorized and horse-drawn vans transferred goods to and from barge-borne railcars.


Pike and Henry, Lower East Side, with Manhattan Bridge and a horse.


S. Klein On-The-Square, Union Sq. Contraposto.


Union Square with Turkish subway kiosk. Is that man using a cellphone??


Magnificent Manhattan spires from Willow and Poplar, Brooklyn. Cathedrals of Commerce.

Berenice Abbott photos, 1937


Avenue D and 10th St. Chain-drive truck.


Hester Street.


Riverside Drive Viaduct. .


Oyster House, South Street, under Manhattan Bridge, with pile of oyster shells.


Father Duffy, Times Square. Andre Kertesz, 1937.


Manhattan Bridge from Brooklyn (now DUMBO), Kertesz, 1937.


Henry Hudson Parkway at 72nd St.: fancy interchange. Fairchild Aerial Surveys, 1937.


Rockefeller Ctr., 1937. St. Thomas’ Church at left, site of Jackie O’s funeral. Fairchild.


Simply Add Boiling Water, 1937. Photo by Weegee.


The old Met(ropolitan Opera), Garment District, 1937. Weegee.


Still clean and gleaming, the Towers of Zenith, 1937.

Berenice Abbott, 1938


Duke Mansion, a tobacco tycoon’s, 1 E. 78th St. at Fifth Ave.


40th between 6th and 7th. Zoning generates the form.


Flam &amp; Flam, Lawyers, 165 E. 121st St.


Wall Street from 60 Wall.


From 60 Wall Street.


Cathedral Parkway (110th Street).


Columbus Circle. Building with Coke sign another of Hearst’s skyscraper bases. Unlike the one Foster is currently completing, this one was torn down for the Gulf and Western Building, now re-imagined by Phillip Johnson as the Trump International Hotel.


Jefferson Market with the hulking, deco Women’s House of Detention behind (now demolished for a park). From the barred, open windows, the ladies would hurl obscenities at passersby.


504-506 Broome St. Ancient.


Union Square West. A hilarious jumble gets A+ for accidental design. These lots once held town houses. Their dainty footprints have been preserved, so the buildings have a delicate scale regardless of their height. One is a miniature skyscraper. Scale-obsessed NIMBYs take note: you need to object to a building’s footprint, not its height.


From Jersey, the classic skyline view.


Subway Portrait. Walker Evans, 1938.


Artists and Poets, Washington Sq., 1939


42nd Street Beauties, looking west, 1939.


Clipper, 1939. Europe in 29 hours.


DC-4 Over Midtown, 1939. Hood’s Daily News Building lower right.


Fish market meets railroad under Roebling’s bridge, 1939.


Abandoned in the downpour, 1939. West Side.


Forty-second Street.


Sixth Avenue El, 1940.


Downtown from Empire State. Andre Kertesz, 1940.

1940 Photos by Andreas Feininger


Ninth Avenue El, 8th at 127th, Harlem.


The Bowery.


Bryant Park.


Downtown Skyport with Cities Service Tower.


The original twin towers.


Tower trio. Slender flattop is Irving Trust, tower at right now belongs to Trump.


New York’s greatest walk.


Brooklyn and Manhattan Bridges.


Girlies.


Downtown gunsmith.


Three icons: Empire State; Horn and Hardart (The Automat), New York’s original restaurant chain, long gone; lamp standard, now being re-installed.


Elevated.


Central Park looking southeast toward Grand Army Plaza. The baronial Savoy-Plaza Hotel dominates with its vast, vaguely French roof and twin chimneys: another major Beaux-Arts landmark demolished mid-sixties. Replaced by Stone’s vapid GM Building, recently acquired by Trump.


Elevated station, Downtown.


Underwear and kosher chickens.


What happens when you burn coal.


A Greek temple burning coal.


Flatiron with Fifth Avenue bus.


Garment District stacked factories steam hats.


Arm wrestling in Harlem.


Harlem night club.


Lower East Side, tenement city, looking north.


Streetwall: Park Avenue South.


Raymond Hood, master of Deco.


Seventh Avenue.


South Street, now a theme park and mall.


At the foot of 42nd Street: Normandie with three fat stacks in the middle, Queen Mary with three skinnier stacks at bottom. Normandie burned here, Nazi sabotage claimed. Normandie was that time’s biggest and fastest (Blue Ribbon).

1941 Photos by Feininger


Forty-second Street. Mid-size Beaux-Arts skyscraper on north side of street is Times Building, of New Year’s fame. Building still exists but reclad in mid-sixties.


Classic skyline view with America, junior edition United States.


Downtown from Jersey.


Midtown from Jersey.


Horror vacui, Hebrew style.


The hats match the canopies. Macy’s, 34th St.

Too much city? Here’s a brief Intermission from the 1870’s (we’ll be back in color)…

* * *

Tisayac by Eadweard Muybridge, best known for time-lapse photos of men and horses running before graph paper backgrounds. He also famously murdered his wife’s lover in San Francisco.


Tutokanula by Muybridge.


Volcano.






Cockatoo flying.









.* * *

Charles W. Cushman Photos, 1941
A color photographer with a black-and-white soul.


The classic pyramid, here with harbor traffic and puffs of pollution.


Suits on the pier. What are these men doing?


Fulton St. from South St.


Broome St. and Baruch Pl., Lower East Side. Not a sidewalk café.


Lower East Side: street as living room.


Lower East Side: street as conference room


Municipal Building, Courthouse and Jail. Big arch seemed futile before El removed.
Fairchild Aerial Surveys, 1941.

Charles Cushman photos, 1942.


Lunch, 5 Cents: looking up Broadway to Singer Building.


Collecting the Salvage on Lower East Side.


Pearl Street, 1942.


Central Park. Feininger, 1943.


The Fashionable People [harassed by the homeless]. Weegee, 1943.


Murder in Hell’s Kitchen. Weegee, 1944.


Coney Island. Weegee, 1945.


The photographer Weegee (Arthur Fellig).


Hole where plane (B-25) hit Empire State Building, 1945.

Andre Kertesz photos


Brooklyn, 1947. Andre Kertesz.


Lower 5th Avenue. Kertesz, 1948.


East River Esplanade. Kertesz, 1948.


Metropolitan Life and Empire State. Kertes, 1950.


City. Kertesz, 1952.


Skyline with Rooster. Kertesz, 1952.


Washington Square. Kertesz, 1954.


A city of spires. Just before the flattop invasion, late fifties.


First view of Manhattan from the Queen Elizabeth, 1953. The module of the window.


Liberty, 1954.


Times Square with James Dean. Dennis Stock, 1955.


Balcony. Kertesz, 1957.


Guggenheim under construction, 1958. Car and building share design philosophy.


MacDougal Alley. Kertesz,1958.


Sixth Avenue. Kertesz, 1959.


Man Sleeping. Kertesz, 1960.


Whitehall street from Peter Minuit Plaza near Battery. Cushman, 1960.

Four photos by Kertesz


Rooftop, 1961.


Harlem, 1963.


Washington Square, 1969. Edge of Arch at left.


Washington Square Arch, 1970.


Woody Allen and Cleopatra Jones,1971.


Lying Men, Washington Sq. Kertesz, 1974.


Kertesz, 1979.


World Trade Center. Dennis Stock, 2001.

* * *

Three New York Buildings


Chrysler.


Chrysler.

Two Greatest Beaux-Arts Buildings Demolished:


The main waiting room. Groined vaults in coffered stone.


The Baths of Caracalla.


The way to the trains.


Groined vaults in steel and glass.


Seventh Avenue. McKim, Meade and White, architects. 1903-63. The building made it to age 60.


613 feet!! In 1908!


Ernest Flagg was the architect.


This building also made it to age 60 [1908-68].


Another five years and they would have preserved it.


French Beaux-Arts.


Vacant and awaiting demolition.


From Broadway.


Queen Elizabeth and skyline. Andre Kertesz, 1958.